So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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