the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I deserve this hangover.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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