Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Randomize
