they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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