My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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