we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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