batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
