Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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