my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
no. you can't hotbox the world.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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