We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
there is puke in my bra ... again
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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