we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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