I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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