why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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