I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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