did you get engaged???
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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