well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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