Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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