So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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