is your mom at the bar?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
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He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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