You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
She said her name was "party"
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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