she smelled like a LAN party
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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