very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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