Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
my phone needs a breathalizer
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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