:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
where am i from again
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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