im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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