i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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