How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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