She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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