College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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