I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
