No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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