I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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