At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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