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• (540): View more from Virginia

  that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen

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  i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid

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• (727): View more from Florida

  My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo

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• (585): View more from New York

  i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW

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• (949): View more from California

  The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?

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• (631): View more from New York

  is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.

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• (+33): View more from France

  Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.

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  It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?

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