And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I need a burrito and a hug.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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