I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Randomize
