This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I want to make a zoo with you.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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