if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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