No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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