Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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