Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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