I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
