found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
