Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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