do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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