Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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