drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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