Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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