I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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