if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
