Whod you bang
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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