sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Randomize
