Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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