I look better un-naked...
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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