In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
